Facing the might of the Women's Institute can be a tormenting
experience - they're certainly not all Damson jam and Jerusalem.
Remember the then
Prime Minister Tony Blair being heckled, jeered and slow hand-clapped by these
formidable guardians of Middle England when he addressed the WI conference back
in 2000 to speak about Labour's traditional values?
The only time I've
been on the three underpant trail with the WI was a few years ago when I had to
audition for the good ladies in order to speak at their meetings. I auditioned
with my friend Sally Hillyear, who was then the fund-raising manager for the
Hampshire Autistic Society.
On the back of my fund-raising running adventure
around the British Isles in 2007, we thought it would be a great idea to roll
out a series of talks to WI's, Rotary clubs, business groups, schools and other
organisations to boost the profile of the charity, autism and to promote the
book which I had published.
I'll cut to the
quick, and here's an extract from my book, "Around the British Isles in 80
Races":
A few days
after the Harlow run and the day before my trip to South Wales, I had a tough
gig to attend in aid of the running project. I had to audition before the
Women’s Institute, the same trusted organisation of fearsome ladies who once
gave Tony Blair a torrid time at their national conference a few years back.
This was the
Hampshire WI who, a few times each year, hold auditions for speakers wanting to
talk to their members around the county. You could describe it as the WI does
X-Factor. I even paid a fee for the privilege of attending the audition and
then £10 for an entry in the WI handbook if successful. Fellow WI members were
invited to attend the auditions, and for this outing 43 ladies had turned up to
the headquarters in Winchester to hear four speakers talk on a variety of
subjects from press photography and the world of gastronomic delights, to adventures
in Borneo and my subject…autism and running.
I was there
with Sally from the Hampshire Autistic Society. As we were greeted by a lovely
lady called Cherry, offered tea and small talk, I was bricking it. So too was
Sally who admitted later that if we could have made a dignified exit then she
would have – and I would have joined her. We could hear the laughter from
upstairs where the Fleet Street photographer was in full swing. We didn't have
too many laughs in our half-hour ditty.
At the
appointed hour, a petite, silver-haired lady called Fearne met us and led us
into the room where the fearsome-looking 43 ladies greeted us. It was
intimidating. We had five minutes to set up, so Sally and I busied ourselves
putting up a display, plugging in a computer and a projector for a five-minute
film which we wanted to show at the end.
I am never
normally edgy with public speaking, but it was the sight of those ladies
clutching their pads of paper and pens and the fact they were judging us which
was unnerving. They were no Simon Cowell, but this was so bizarre. When
the lady in front row started scribbling some notes within seconds of Sally
talking I thought “uh oh, we’re dead in the water!”
In truth the
talk went well as the ladies warmed to us. We got a few laughs; we also got
some tears at the end from the video which I had put together with a friend
from the BBC telling the story of autism through the eyes of Ross. It was an
exhausting half hour, I was sweating badly by the time we left the room to make
way for the talk from the flame-haired speaker about life in Borneo.
How did we
do? Well, amazingly we got accepted, and during 2008 Sally and I have been
doing a few WI talks in Hampshire.
So since then,
I've given a fair few talks with Sally, who has now moved on to a similar job
with the Fire Fighter's Charity, and it was a blast. People were always very
generous with their donations and the WI are a lovely organisation with
endearing values of fellowship, along with care and compassion, essential values which are too
easily forgotten in today's sometimes selfish and greedy society.
In recent years,
I've tended to give talks on journalism, and the other week I caught up with
the Polegate WI, just outside of Eastbourne for their Thursday monthly meeting.
The talk went well. It was chatty and conversational with a group of 30
ladies, and afterwards I made a beeline straight for the cake stall for a cup of tea and a piece of cake!
The point of
writing this particular blog was partly to mention about the relevance of the
WI today - it is very much an anachronism of a bygone age, but listening to the
ladies talk about issues in their community (in this case they were thinking
about protesting over the closure of Polegate's public toilets) and that
fellowship for one another, this warms the heart.
One wonders
whether organisations like the WI and Rotary, for example, will still be around
in 50 years' time. As its stalwart members pass away, will these community
organisations wither too? I hope not. I hope there will be future generations to
carry the torch, otherwise where will all the great cake-making go?!!
These aren't
sleepy, docile organisations. There is an edge to them. I was caught aback when
the WI chairman at Polegate talked about using Facebook and silver surfing to
promote what the organisation is doing and to engage with the local community.
The WI and Facebook, what next, Twitter?!! But why not?
Both of my
parents who are in their 70s use social media and the website - my mother to
research her family tree and my father to pursue his love of stamps, as well as
keeping in touch with the family.
For my next
blog, I will write about the social media conference I attended last week at
MSN headquarters in London which, to me, painted a very frightening and worrying
future for unchecked journalism through the rise in citizen journalism with
social media and the web.
But for now,
here is the WI embracing social media and the web in the way it should; an
exciting doorway which opens up whole new vistas.
I believe if we ever lose the likes of
the WI or Rotary, then we will have lost our sense of community. We’ll also
have lost some of the best cake-makers too with not a soggy bottom in sight!